Have to disagree a little. Not every teams best player is getting a standing ovation in their home opener. It's a little odd.

That'd be true, except it's not. Because Julian Green is quite worthwhile.

Shit like this is just a way for the police to justify having all this military grade gear. This isn't even a riot so much as a bunch of people outside. It's bullshit what they're allowed to get away with and how much tax money they get to support it. Cops solving violent crimes and doing actual good can't even be…

Wrong.

Dumb.

Pretty sure Pelfrey has been pranking the Twins a lot harder:

They know dirt is brown, not orange, right?

Right?! I mean, there's NOTHING that can be done about being fat, just like being black, or native american. And "fatty" is super derogatory, just like calling black people "black".

Isn't the NFL and the Redskins just slowly turning this into a win-win? Eventually they'll give in and change, most of the crowd who support changing the name will praise the decision, and most of the crowd who want to keep the name will support the NFL and Redskins anyway by claiming it's PC-bullshit and that the…

And it's still up!

Also, can we get some Regressing action comparing the shooting numbers during sleeved games with non-sleeved games? (excluding weirdo's that wear t-shirts anyway)

Why doesn't he just cut the sleeves off? Can't afford the tiny little fine?

The article, and some of these comments... just everything about this is dumb. And not Deadspin funny dumb. Just dumb.

That was cleaned up rather quickly.

If I could pick one thing to happen this baseball season, it might for a game 163 for the Yankees. I mean, I'd pick my Twins winning the World Series, but that's actually impossible.

Yes, please.

Why isn't this the rule always? Let guys stay in after X amount of fouls and just tack on technical fouls for any after that. It'd allow star players (mostly big guys) to stay in the game longer and add another element of strategy.

Thank God for Twitter.

Putting this video at the end of any article always makes it worth it.

Giants seem like the clear choice. Bears second.