Alley-Whoops!

Solid trolling, my friend. I'm sure you're already aware that this catcher collision thing isn't a part of the history of baseball and is a much more recent phenomenon.

It's already illegal to block the plate. It's just not enforced.

Besides all the, ya know, hard-core evidence there is. Also, several studies back the philosophy that diet can alter DNA.

OK, that's more along the lines of what I thought. Just wanted to make sure there wasn't some interpretation that could lead the linesman to decide that might have been onside.

I don't understand the offside rule perfectly, but it looks like the Schalke 04 players' back foot is in the same position as the last Basel defender. Now I assumed that if the body was further up in general than the defenders that it was offside, but is it actually still considered onside if any part of their bodies…

It's going to be tough. But it's definitely possible for U.S. to advance out of this group. The only finish that would surprise me is one where Germany AND the U.S don't advance.

Can't wait for the 2018 World Cup!

FOUR. Someone get that man beer.

I hate the Yankees, but I think the nosedive in attendance has less to do with a star-power deficiency and more to do with insane ticket prices. Tickets will obviously sell for a dominate winner, but teams rarely have that. I have no idea what the breakdown is, but I have to imagine that individual seat sales (not…

First try! Columbia, Ghana, USA, & Russia in Group H. I'm thrilled.

You don't have to. But don't complain about a few quick ads that help them pay the bills. It's pretty tame compared to most anywhere else.

I bet they would take your money instead.

First predicting the end of the U.S. win streak and now this. Your powers are greater than you could have imagined, Greg.

Confirmed: I can sprain my ankles simply by watching someone else play basketball in sandals.

Random internet stream it is!

Reddit user adam4283 wins the internet for including the North Stars.

I know next to nothing about tax code. But I thought you were taxed heavier on the lump sum versus having it spread out over the year?

Meh.

Ew! Harmful carcinogens! You'll never find any of that in processed American foods!