True say about Ann Coulter, but I'm pretty sure it was a CU alum (Kira-Lynn Lamby) that organized the protest? Apparently uOttawa was smart enough to pull support from Pandemonium before poop hit the fan – no protesting required.

I'm from Ottawa, and I've definitely spent the last 27 years saying OTTAwa (slight emphasis on the O)

Geez, Jez, get it together. I know this isn't necessarily the land of hard journalism, but you'd think you could correctly spell the capital of that GIANT land mass to the north. Slash, for the record, there's also an Ottawa, Iowa. This is not that Ottawa.

Oh snap, British tea-throwdown! As a Canadian, I have waited my whole life to witness this. When does the soggy teabag throwing start...? ;-)

On one hand I totally hear you, but on the other hand...I love it for what it is. I mean, Jez is hardly a forum for hard news, and honestly: isn't this crazy world a little less depressing when filtered through Lindy's ridiculous syntax and sporadic capitalization? I think so, anyway.

I'm a blonde/brown hybrid as well + undercover redhead (red undertones). The first time I ever tried to dye my hair (to a slightly lighter shade of blonde/brown - clearly a rebel without a cause) it turned auburn. And I loved it because it looked strangely natural, but it faded super quick so I only bit the bullet…

Glenza has compiled screenshots of some of the most vile tweets and Facebook posts, like this shit-covered gem from @LoryyRamirez: "Even if it was all his fault, what was a 13 year old girl doing hanging around 18 year old guys.."

Ya, in my freshman year at Uni, our orientation week was sponsored by Axe. It was like the entire campus was being irrigated with body spray. Just thinking about it makes me simultaneously nauseous & nostalgic.

As someone who is allergic to casein (protein in dairy), intolerant to gluten, on a severely restricted-sugar/carb diet due to chronic candidiasis, yet still f-ing LOVES food/cooking, this book is like a magical-fairy-dusted-godsend. And as anyone with dietary restrictions + food-love knows, you have to get hella…

Yes yes yes! That was exactly how I felt reading this!! (and well put, too)

I initially interpreted the title as "the ugliest tattoos [people have gotten] of One Direction". As in portraiture. On bodies. Not gonna lie, I was pretty psyched to snark on other peoples' very bad & very permanent life decisions. Although, this pretty much delivered that and a bag of chips.

I feel like such a Negative Nancy, but I tend to lean toward a dealbreakers-type list, as opposed to a "qualities I, the crazy single lady, love about my imaginary-husband"-type, with the main two being "doesn't eat like a 4-year-old" and "doesn't love Jesus more than me". Too picky?

Actually, as pointed out, you have this backwards. The Greco-Romans were some of the earliest anti-circumcision crusaders, to the extent that some Ancient Jews resorted to some rather creative self-mutilation techniques (read: weights. They tied on weights) in an effort to disguise their circumcisions, all so that…