See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

I'm curious what their endgame is. I mean, how long is this fucking pee-pants tantrum the NYPD is throwing going to last? My 6-year old is like this when he gets angry; he won't back down and gets madder even after he knows he's wrong until the breaks down crying and screaming. Is this what the police are going to do…

Q: How many cops does it take to kick a poor person down the stairs?


A: He fell.

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

that's stupid, being dead has terrible audio quality

Princess Grace was from Philly, she was actually firing it at a Cowboys fan.

No sarcasm indeed. I'll take a 6 with brains over an airhead 10 any day.

"LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

It's cool I have I a dog and they love us. Keep in mind I have also been drinking wine and it could be a David Hasselhoff situation with my dog. Me all eating a cheeseburger and him being like "I love you, why are you doing this to yourself? Plus, why aren't you sharing that cheeseburger?" situation.

It's a cheap high but when I'm feeling blue nothing makes the world better than bad 90's pop music, Ke$ha (this is her music before she classed up her name so I'm keeping the dollar sign dammit), wine of questionable quality, and pretending I am the most beautiful woman at the club with the best moves. And because…

Maybe he thought the evidence would burn itself.

The only logical conclusion is that, on a subconscious level, he somehow wanted to be caught. Or he's just really, really, insanely, unbelievably stupid.

They are most adorable children ever.

ugh so adorable.

Too bad she didn't knock him over and bust his hip on accident.

I have to believe that the universe is converging upon this very moment for Lisa Bonet to finally, triumphantly slap the mess out of her TV family.

I think it's hilarious this photo inadvertently calls out Giada on her BS.

Yeah, she probably pronounces it correctly. It sounds different than how I (and most other American people) say it. SPEAK AMERICAN, GIADA.