"Woman says women just say they were raped to get attention to get attention."

Lisa Bonet's daughter is 26. 26. Jesus, I'm old.

God, that's a terrible choice. Do I agree with Crazy-Era Cruise, or support Lauer against Crazy-Era Cruise?

I've decided to pretend that JT was having pre-baby jitters then that little boy gave him a bow tie and now JT's like "That was adorable. Let's do this baby thing!"

I actually don't mind when I hear people say "What about black-on-black violence" or "What about teenage pregnancy" because it lets me know immediately that they are ignorant fuckweasels, so I no longer have to waste my time speaking to them.

I was watching TV recently and saw someone and my first thought was "Hey, it's Lisa Bonet!" Then my next few thoughts were "or... is it Lisa Bonet?" Then during another scene I realized "No, that is definitely not Lisa Bonet. How on Earth did I ever think that was Lisa Bonet it doesn't look anything like her at…

You're being very glib, Joseph.

I can't believe we're standing for this shmiscarriage of shmustice.

Maybe she finally saw one of Matt's terrible interviews and threw him out on general principle.

judging by how shitty everything is, I feel like I'm about to award merit badges for not being a serial rapist. Go with pride, people who aren't serial rapists!

But hey - at least he hasn't spent decades using his fame and wealth to drug and rape women. So he's got that working for him.

In my experience, the worst Dick at Work is the Dick who does not understand that he is a Dick. I can deal with conniving or aggressive or mean. I cannot deal with the guy who thinks he is a really good guy, but will rant and yell and throw you under the bus every time something goes wrong.

Big Sean

Bloody hell. The Rock's suit is so beautifully tailored that I am having totally unexpected feels about him. AND, I bet he smells GREAT. Doesn't he look like he smells great in that picture? Right? Right? Not just me?

The problem with that is now those kids will be homeschooled by the same kinds of idiots who are too stupid to think vaccination is a good idea.

Facts are for suckers! I learned that from Jenny herself.

Maybe this is my impractical preggo brain thinking crazy talk, but mothers of Jezebel - is there a way that I can tactfully tell parents of my future children's friends that if their kids aren't vaccinated, they can't play with my kids? Mostly because I don't want a younger not-yet-inoculated sibling to get sick, but…

Who needs vaccines when you can buy a $250 case of essential oils and become your own Family Physician? (something I actually saw posted on Facebook today).

When we still lived in the credulous idiot capital of Oregon, my 2 year old and I both contracted pertussis in March, despite vaccinations. The worst part has been over for a while, but any time we catch a cold it turns intp a horrible barking cough that lasts for weeks.

to be fair, jenny mcCarthy hasn't definitely proven that she's NOT to blame.