listen, i will put this dream of yours into my bedtime prayers because you would then be able to help me acheive my dreams of marrying zayn and also being best friends with kate middleton (who you will get to know at the monthly meeting of world princesses), and also being a duchess because they get lots of perks…

did you say apologies all around like george bluth apologizing to the dolls in the attic?

I'm sure this won't fuel his apparent narcissism

Tell me where I can sign up for this immediately. This seems like the stupid kind of thing that I would be incredibly good at.

And I'm sure that he suffered horribly from indigestion while eating his foie gras later because having to see the edges of some of those protests probably upset his delicate constitution something fierce. I'll bet nobody suffers as he does!

But it's just so inconvenient when someone is killed by police as part of a system built on centuries of oppression and then people protest and then traffic gets diverted and then I have to spend fifteen extra minutes in the car.

What kind of father would Brian WIlliams be if he DIDN'T?

The problem is that most white people are tone deaf. They are naive and not-bothered by what's going on. That is until you give them a verbal lashing on Twitter. Or Dox them for their racist facebook rants. Now they get it or they apologize bc they've prayed over it. Or they're jobless bc their job was made aware of…

It's really sad reading the timelines of a lot of white people I know saying things like "Ruining the Tree lighting ceremony. Ruining thanksgiving. Ruining traffic. Ruining the holidays." The disconnect, the lack of understanding, of empathy. It's as if the racial problems in America don't register in their hearts,…

Actually, I find all the snark provides a very valuable public service. These over the top events keep getting bigger. Every time one massive stunt or "look at us, we are soooo creative" wedding video goes viral(exactly the right term in this instance) another 5000 desperate attention seekers start planning their…

maybe she wanted a guy who would be away a lot.

(She said yes.)

Dude could've saved six months if he just took 6 seconds to draw that in paint.

Am I the only one who finds all OTT marriage proposals fully disingenuous? Like, if you're so unsure that I'm going to say yes that you need to convince me with a huge production? Grosses me out. Or alternatively, so convinced that I'm going to say yes that you don't even consider how uncomfortable it might make me if…

huh... I kind of expected her boobs to look less... like that.

He looks so lonesome without Dot Com and Grizz.

It sucks that someone without his resources would probably be steamrolled by Walmart's lawyers; yet I'm still glad someone has the ability to make them pay a price for their negligence. They are such scum. They are the poster children for the question "Just how much money do you need to be happy?" They could pay their…

Yay! for Tracy!

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Great story! And you know at first mom was like, ugh what do you want at this hour.