My Bachelor/ette drinking game is "sip every time someone says the word 'amazing'"

Sammy before he got all grey in the face!!!

Late to the doggie pic party, but here!

On behalf of all Venezuelans I'd like to apologize for his dickish behavior and the fact that the uses cultural differences as an excuse to be an ass. Can I say #Notallvenezuelans ? Dear God, now comes the weird part: we have soooo many good friends in common like hang around social gatherings and stuff and JP was…

me and my dog love to take selfies!

Pixie subsequently massacred this pumpkin toy.

I thought Chris was adorable and super sweet, which is why I was rooting against him becoming the Bachelor. He should have found a nice girl on a farmers only dating site or something. I'm already dreading the parade of cowboy boots and pigtails as all the contestants bend over backwards to prove how "cool" they are.

YES. Any reason to post a pic of my dog!!

"I just really love...horses? Are horses still a thing on farms? Also, look at my brand new, totally legit cowgirl boots."

Dog picture time.

I can't wait for this season. Juan Pablo was a douchelord of the highest order, but this farm angle has the potential to go so so wrong. Take a drink any time one of the girls proclaims that she hates the city. Drink again when she describes herself as outdoorsy. Drink again if they squeal when they have to milk a…

I see roughly 8 paragraphs regarding the ship's military function, 6 of which referencing Russia, and one saying "unfriendly navies" (which, could be assumed Russia).

And thus was born the articulated truck of the oceans.

Lead image made me think of this.

Great article Tyler. One question: what are the disadvantages of this type of ship? Is it only that they are slow? I imagine pushing that much "frontal area" through the water requires a hell of a lot of power and fuel as well.

Halp I lost the rest of my ship...

It has the proportions of an AMC Gremlin.

Jessica, don't sell "dumb" for years and then get pissed off when people think you are dumb.

You can buy Countess Luann's toilet! Chic, c'est la vie! [Page Six]

I have to agree that it's totally not worth it though. the minutes I get home the pants and the bra come off.