OMG DID THE BACON BANDAGE WORK??? Way to leave us wondering.

It's almost like going on a reality show when you make a living through illegal activities is a really stupid idea.

His sentence made his hair stand on end.

Pics when it does happen.

Reminds me of an old joke: Why don't men like women engineers? Because they know how big 10 inches is.

Ever since Subway introduced the six inch women have known that men have been lying about being 10 inches. Subway deserves to be burned and the ground beneath their stores salted so that nothing will grow for 100 years for blowing that lie.

Please stop encouraging this Dickhead.

I think you mean Drunk Hobo "Costume."

You know what is really attractive?

Sexy Russian Nesting Doll.

I'm due to deliver two weeks after Halloween. Did you know they have the same slutty costumes for pregnant women? Slutty Pregnant Raggedy Anne? Why, God, why?

Just trying to compensate for their too-small "footlongs" by shifting the shittiness to the ladies. Classic, I guess.

;'(

I had no idea Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan were pulling George W. Bush's strings, let alone neo-cons. That's a Disney Channel movie I want to see.

We've reached peak "proposal innovation."

This doesn't always work.

I like to think they hide behind trees with foliage in pockets like they do in old films.

Of course it's Bynes. She is calling people ugly. #sigh