So basically, he wants to fuck a con artist and it's Obama's fault?

Maybe he should pray really hard to his invisible sky god, for some penile guidance.

My daughter has two older brothers; her oldest brother is 8 years older than she is. People say that "oh well, at least you don't have to worry about boys!" Um, no. Her brothers are not the keepers of her sexuality. I find that attitude gross. Furthermore, why shouldn't my sons' potential girlfriends be worried about…

Who does THIS guy think he is, that he doesn't have to hold up a mask!

In most of the pictures that I have seen of kim and/or kanye with their baby, the baby always looks like she doesn't know them. She always has some weird expression on her face like, "who are these people"?

Often, a very simply, silly and thoughtless act can have outsize consequences and change someone's life in a heartbeat and forever (hello, drunk drivers). Many of us do these simple, silly and thoughtless acts and suffer NO consequences. That is often just plain dumb luck.

National treasure right there, folks. Disagree?

I saw that, exclaimed "THAT CAN'T BE A REAL NAME" and then was disappointed that it wasn't. Even I don't know what I want.

Those dads are afraid that guys just want to have sex with them and dump them just like they did. I bet if the guy was a good and respectful person he wouldn't be opposed as much to dating.

I have this weird feeling that I'm the only person left on Earth who has not seen The Notebook and now I am wearing it like a badge of honor.

There's a great movement that already supports men's rights. It's called feminism.

The lady in the middle is clearly a witch because she doesn't get stomach rolls when sitting.

BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN SIT DOWN, BODIES LOOK DIFFERENT!

Taylor Swift is suffering from writer's block because she is too contented making cookies, knitting and playing with her cats. Her friends joke that she needs "some new boy drama to get her back on track." Her rep says, "There is no block." Hopefully this means she's writing songs about kittens?

Fuck this. Long live people with actual class.

Taylor Swift is suffering from writer's block because she is too contented making cookies, knitting and playing with her cats

Like I'd kill myself over anything to do with Kim K, please

This post was a goddamn delight. Thanks, Tracie.

I hope you can expense this. And I hope you screen capture your interactions with the person who approves your expenses.

Shouldn't this be "Kanye has hand-picked these items!"