COMPLETELY off topic- Vexatious Litigant is bitchin name for a band.

Was your friend's boyfriend Dennis Duffy?

Maybe they can join Macaulay Culkin's The Pizza Underground.

What's with the girl only holding two fingers of the guys hand?

god damn kids today with their marijuanas and their hippity-hops.

Donny Wahlberg post Jenny McCarthy.

#notalldickheads

Given that many pedophiles and sexual predators were victimized themselves, as children, it seems pretty likely to me that he tasted the medicine before he administered it. Coupled with this profile stating that "It should be noted that T R changed after being around his father," it seems to me to at least be…

I find the young Terry Richardson very attractive. Whoops, my vagina was so repulsed by that thought that it fell out. BRB.

Okay normally I find this stuff annoying (sorry I'm awful) but this was actually pretty cute. I love the fact that not only did this groom do this for his bride but his friends participated as well. Cute.

Definitely made me smile big for this one. All I'd like is a dude who is willing to shake his tailfeather publicly - is that TOO MUCH to ask, Universe?!

BURPEES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. That's all.

It's never too early to talk to your children about air humping.

What's the over/under on the number of parent-teacher conferences they've already had about this kid's creepy behavior?

I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

Whatever it is I hope it involved a criminal perv named B. Polly and a song called "My Body Says 'Consent Is For Nerds.'"

I strongly suggest the Republican Party to change its stance in so many issues. This type of propaganda will only drive the younger generation further and further away. Pretty soon all the old, rich, white men will die and you'll be left with a generation of people who all struggled at some point. NOBODY relates to…

What's the big deal?