God, I'm glad I'm not in a business where someone needs to make sure my knees are properly highlighted and contoured.

Between this and his comments that he was just trying to sleep with V. Stiviano, women not going down without a fight seems to be a common problem for Mr. Sterling.

She was never a man. She didn't become a women. She didn't find herself to be a lesbian.

Shall I translate?

ILLUMINATI GHOSTS

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE FUTURE MALE COMMENTERS WHO NEED A PLACE TO PROVE THAT HITTING BACK IS JUST PROTECTING YOURSELF?

There is a giant security guard bear hugging her and keeping Jay Z safe. Really not the same as a video of a person being just beat up.

Why, oh why could there not be sound? I'm guessing (pure speculation):

This is clearly a ploy by Jay and Bey to finally get some publicity

I've had interstate commutes shorter than that elevator ride.

Cause throwing down on his sister-in-law would have proved what a G he was amirite?!

Booze doesn't need cocaine's help to make people mean.

I'm not sure I am willing to say that because Beyoncé was so calm this has happened before. I know, for me, in really stressful situations, I tend to get really calm. It's my natural reflex. (To the point of once, when I got yelled at in public, I went to my desk at work and had trouble staying awake. Instead of…

Back to the basement for Solange.

While kicking out with her heel, Solange is held back by her bodyguard, who TMZ believes you can see also hitting the emergency stop button on the elevator.

Obviously I don't know anything about what happened, but it seems to me that if Beyonce has that much of a non-reaction to her sister fighting with her husband, this is definitely not the first time its happened.

I used to date a guy who was the tortured artist type, reasonably attractive, romantically experienced, and very tall. All things that women (not all women, but he was definitely a type) who haven't had a lot of experience with men (I didn't at the time) would find appealing. I thought I was in love, but I was…

I clicked on the Mother's Day pics and omg, Adam Lambert's mom looks amazeballs!

I kind of want to believe that Bradley Cooper is a psychopath, if only because I have always felt him to be oddly cold and inauthentic in interviews. In reality, though, he's probably a super nice person and I am just trying to validate my totally random dislike of him. Still...he's got such emotionally dead eyes when…