Because clearly Boys are more important than women.

I felt uncomfortable every episode! I can't watch kids cry. Which they all did.

ALL I CAN THINK IS PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY AND GILDEROY LOCKHART AND BELLATRIX LESTRANGE AND GILDEROY LOCKHART. THIS IS TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH I SAY!!!

This seems like an opportune time to post gif's of Nicolas Cage as Disney princesses.

I once found myself on an elevator with Kenneth Branagh. Being inebriated, I did what I felt any sensible person should do under those circumstances: I complimented him on his body of work and asked if he would give me HBC's phone number. He stopped ignoring me long enough to look up and chuckle, "You can't actually…

there's only so much heroin you can fit up an asshole.

Joe Giudice is the living embodiment of the way I feel after eating too much at lunch.

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin named head coach of New England Patriots.

I don't know why or even if it's relevant, but for some reason it really warms my heart when the Eagles lose.

"For God's sake, keep its hide moist until we can get the helicopter here!"

This is what happens when you seat 3 very competitive former Jeopardy champions next to one another at a football game.

Doing a terrible job of hiding evidence seems like the perfect way to pay tribute to Hernandez.