Because it's easier for them to have a slutty American girl to blame than assume they were wrong or worse that an Italian could have done it. I say this as someone who's lived in Italy for a significant period of time. There aren't many violent crimes there, so this is particularly heinous for them, and they want the…

Can this teeth thing not be a thing? Please?

Don't fret! I lived in Milan for awhile, and as a size 12, it was a nightmare. I literally walked into a shop at one point and had the owner immediately look me up and down and tell me, "No. We don't sell clothes for someone like you here." For goodness sake, I'm a large-medium shirt. Living in Scotland is so much…