Florida Man: Hold my beer

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

A prime time show starring sheriff Clarke?

A Fox & Friends like segment hosted by Diamond, Silk, and Uncle Ruckus

What!??!!

I always wanted one of those.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

Standing right here, ya know.

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

*Steals “chalkasian

This will probably go on until some chalkasian comes along and reminds Kanye he’s black again...then it’ll be, “they just doing this cause I’m black.”

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Louder for the back row!

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Right, he felt that. I don’t think Kanye gets any kind of that talk...straight talk...from anyone around him.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

None of the jokes were about Sarah’s looks.