So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

Heh, I khackled.

When asked if he was worried about the threats, Harbaugh responded “Bitch, pleats!”

He should have stuck with fencing.

War.

I, for one, am very excited to see their faces they realize that Medicaid is welfare. Just like discovering that Obamacare is the dogwhistle name the GOP gave the ACA.  

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

He did hire me...

This is Daulerio’s fault. I can’t prove it. But I know it in my heart.

“Killer Mike doesn’t have the discography to keep doing this”

After years of Mad Max movies, it’s a little late for Australia to complain about anything.

[burns airline tickets]

Major League is the greatest baseball movie ever made and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise.

This is exactly right. How the fuck are you applying 2018 morality to a movie made in the 90s that is set in the 60s?

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

Stop, I can only get so erect!

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.