Damn, right in the childhood.

Robin Hood.

Ryan’s got an excuse, at least. There’s no time to learn about football when all you do is get laid.

This man was seriously injured, can’t we give the puns a break for once?

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I put a lot of thought in before I decide whether I’m going to look at images like this—don’t want to make a snap decision.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

mannnnn i gotta go. This man said Pokemon. I’m outta here. That is gold.

They’re like Pokemon, Damon. A Tomilahren evolves into a Brittmchenry and a Brittmchenry evolves into an Annecoulter or a Lauraingram, depending on a few outside factors.

I don’t even think this guy could beat Piston Honda, much less other greats like Soda Popinski and King Hippo, so he would have never had a chance to even try to beat peak Tyson.

You know what? You’re right and we need to make a “CULTURAL APPROPRIATION” starter kit..

Post Malone really, really, needs a long, long, hot bath. And then a shower. And then more bathing. Like for weeks.

True story

That is exactly how I recruited Michael.

I want to have something productive to add to this conversation but every time I see Tucker’s face, read or hear his name....my mind blanks and I just see a deflated talking scrotum with thin lips.

Allow me to be the first to star my own comment whilst pleasuring myself.

When did Rickey Henderson start writing for Deadspin?