“Thoughts and prayers”
ThatDesignerGuy
ThatDesignerGuy
“It’s a tarp!”
With how people are randomly blaming other stuff these days for their problems a jump to Christmas lights is probably a good outcome here.
Don’t ask people to react pragmatically to illogical situations.
Math. Not even once.
Rational, logical, critical thought is really not a skill evenly spread amongst the population.
$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”
Penis: COAXIAL CABLE
“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”
Is your mom’s boyfriend Delonte West?
Expect anywhere from 5 to 10 more - somebody’s gotta protect dad’s legacy right?
#3 on the Shawn Kemp jokes here!
LeBron James Put On A Great Dad Performance
Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.
Bitchhhhh lol. My lola always pulled that shit.
I’m pretty sure once I heard my mom say that she was buying them for me because she wanted the tin for something.
The average black household goes through 349 pies, 11 red-velvet cakes and six of those tins of hard-ass Royal Dansk cookies.
Well la-dee-da Mr. PhD!
I graduated from FSU in 2 and a half days
What else could I possible breathe out of? My ears?! Moron!