But why didn’t she really let him finish, instead of snatching the microphone away?

Larry,

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Racheal Dolezal in:

HOT TAKE ALERT!

“Someone’s finger was a little slow on the button.”

John Fox then proceeded to challenge the field goal, arguing that it was, in fact, a 49ers touchdown.

Chicago and its wonderful residents do not eat pizza, but rather stuff themselves with deep-dish meat cakes. Their hot dogs are fucked up too. Somebody need to go over there and unplug all of the kitchen appliances until we figure out what the hell is going on.

Joke’s on you, Gould. This loss guarantees the Bears a better draft pick and I know John Fox and Ryan Pace will draft a way sicker kicker with that high first rounder.

I figured it’s like a given in geometry. We all already know pineapple is gross, so here are 10 other things.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

This is a false narrative. The Bears, in fact, clowned themselves.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I see where you are coming from. I really do.

If only Selena Gomez had turned down this role, that sexual abuse that happened 25 years before she was born would have never happened.

She insists she can’t be racist because her son had a wedding in China,

Earth still standing in 10 years has about the same odds as the Warriors winning the Finals again. They should, but Dray might kick some nuts again, so who knows?