Likely right.

Yeh, that is not cocaine for sure.

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

He hasn’t sat down in the past 48 hours.

Well, I’m sure he stood for the anthem, so there’s no problem here.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

Odd, because when my balls are blown it normally causes me to go long.

That’s just the bathroom echo.

+1 unsolicited grope

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

The pool reporters were not allowed out of the transport vans at the stadium because this was a planned PR stunt and the logistics folks knew VP would be leaving ASAP

should have been exhibit A in the horse people v boat people debate

Also he fucks horses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

I regret that I only have one star to give.

And then Louis Gossett Jr. Shows up and gets pregnant.