Dead Sea Sproles

TeBow Down To Me

Washington gave up more for RG3 than my son did for your sins.

Something, something, Whoopi Cushion. (<—Someone help me out.)

Yeah I fucked up all over the place. Garbage list.

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

12/9 – Browns pick Manziel

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

If he was really trying to impersonate a good quarterback he surely wouldn't be walking around in a Mark Sanchez jersey.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

When the cops are trying to arrest you, if you fight back, things go wrong.

Pizza Hut needs to learn what Domino's has learned: It's not about convincing people to eat your shitty pizza; it's about making it so easy to order your shitty pizza that it can be bought and paid for before you even realize what happened.

Not recommended for girls under 18

I must be the poorest and youngest of all you ...

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."