Why isn't this higher up??? I know guys who weren't even around when the Dolphins went 16-0 and they wear that shit like a fucking badge, as if THEY were opening holes for Larry Czonka and Mercury Morris.

That’s no impression, sir.

The best part of this is the use of “Fulgencio” as Drew’s middle name.

I knew I had seen that face before but I could NOT place it. Thanks!!!

My wife wants me to submit her Grandfather, which by the looks of the photo was one very handsome guy!!! May I present to you Mr. Julio Hurtado.

My wife is the one who got me into Halo in the first place and now to know that I won’t be able to play this with her by my side?!?!? RIDICULOUS. I guess we’ll just play more Spartan Ops going forward.

Ryan Sook.

This past Sunday morning, which also happened to be my 40th birthday. I didn’t even care. It was more of a shart though, so...

OMG, I remember having to sit through this stinker in Jr. High!

Either he can see or that is the most baller version of ghost-riding-the-whip ever!

RBI is the shit.

"Included in this onslaught are Shazam (although the only Shazam I recognized is played by Shaq), The Flash and another damn Green Lantern movie."

I think this is the 'Bollywood' version used in all their great car chase scenes.

Don't let him throw the gifts at kids though, chances are they'll be intercepted and returned for a touchdown followed by a full refund. Stupid Minnesota Vikings jerseys. No one wants those things.

Is there a way to give you one star for the entire thing and be done with it?

Apparently, you can submerge that sumbitch in a Gatorade cooler and leave it in the garage and it never rises above 40 degrees F.

Do be careful though. My wife have both sliced out fingers while working this thing. Hers was in a rush to get pickle slices out of the way, mine was because I was trying to show her how I was paying attention to what I was doing while slicing potatoes after she told me to be careful.

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