Jarl Marxlop argues that Jalopciety can be divided into two classes.

They need this.

Needs more Yellowbird. And Alfa 164's and other cool Alfa's. And a lancia delta s4. And a lancer evo1/2/3. Just saying...a lot...

That landscape in the background is amazing... makes me want to go there; right hand drive, nice roads, targa, funny accents, good beaches/swimming, good weather, plenty of terrain to traverse through...

"You cannot be a true petrolhead until you’ve owned an Alfa Romeo – it’s like having really great sex which leaves you with an embarrassing itch."

Beat me to it!

and there's this thing called power to weight too. Also, do any of those base model cars come stock with a LSD? Just curious.

Redline at 7500 from a boxer, Good hanbrake positioning, nice steering wheel and knob, and a pedal that is asking to be heel and toed?

Well yes, this is a more fair statement (better than criticizing my wallet). Heavy modification for me is only reserved for if I have the ability to own a second car (which I do not) as it does affect the comfort and reliability (I agree, that subaru wrx would probably turn me off and I'm just about to be 22); not to…

Sounds great. The new rear is fantastic.

Sigh... I see. You're one of those.

You're right in that my point of judgement comes from their being overpriced; it leads to cars being overrated. None of them are known to be speed demons anyway even though people rave about them. Also, mainly because I compare them to these two cars (pictured), I don't consider them as anything great; I'm not saying…

Tier above the skyline gt-r and toyota supra? Too bad it never performed near as well as both of them for its high pricing.

I remember when top gear found this legendary thing

4th gear: seems that audi recognizes when they're playing with it; unlike porsche.

2nd Gear: Separate platforms?!!!!! :(

*waits for idiot/douchebag to say "yeah I'd give it back, but only if it was in the subaru"

What do I win?

1st Gear. Wow... This (not this specific one though) is my daily driver; you probably can guess who I was cheering for in Le Mans... diesel is less than half of what you pay for gasoline where I live...