Last gal's friend is just trying to relate. New mom probably won't shut up about the kids, and so the topic of "taking care of an inferior being" ends up being the only common ground.

By staring at them and pointing their dick at them while masturbating.

Since this story is not funny in any way, let's all remember the time University of Kansas Defensive End Dion Rayford got himself wedged, Winnie the Pooh-style, in a Taco Bell drive-thru window.

Wow. Just Wow.

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

But at the same time, she states that if you don't like the way she looks then move along. I feel like a lot of people have been reading too much into individual phrases within the song without placing them within the greater context of the song itself. Everyone wants to be seen as attractive to the sex of their…

Really nice and meaningful touch to have her partner do the christening. That honors her full life, not just the more public and well known part.

I'm completely puzzled by this. I know only a jerk would call Michelle Obama fat, but is there a chance he truly believes it? Who other than pro-ana types looks at this woman and sees someone who's fat / not fit?

You left out the most important/uplifting part of the story!

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

Meter was on?

Well, 76 years. 18yr olds couldn't vote until the 1972 election.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

First - everyone in the world should be named Ms Chanandler Bong.