Of course. Especially not with douchecanoes like juerme around.

LOL! Person on internet doesn't believe rape story, but basically defends indecent exposure/sexual harassment. Got it. Move along, troll.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I know the woman in question. She is not that kind of person.

That's mighty big of you. Either you've never been harassed to this degree, or you're talking out your ass, which is it?

I think people making accusations like that and silencing those who have experienced extreme things like this is a self fulfilling prophecy. Because you throw shit at it every time you hear it, you keep people from speaking up. Even when you say "I will give her the benefit of the doubt" you do so explicitly in order…

Dude's a racist too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/a…

Read the Village Voice article. It talks about the families of the young girls filing suit and then disappearing for months to the South of France and the dad getting instrumental credits on R.Kelly's tracks. He pays them off.

ABOUT TIME JEZEBEL.

Which is probably fair, no? Hundreds of people commented on that piece a few weeks ago, because they already knew it was in outrageously poor taste. I'm glad this was posted, but it doesn't really justify or explain that blunder.

And the video is being shot by Terry Richardson. Nobody betta say shit about her being a feminist. No ma'am. She is not.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

It's the logical sequel.

On another note entirely, I'm having a very hard time imagining how a tale of a woman defrosting and preparing sixteen frozen meals could be fun to read.

Oh jesus, you just slayed me, dude. Soundlessly laughed so hard that my face progressed from red to purplish and my oldest yelled, " Boys! come look! Mom's doing it again! She's purple and crying! Breath, mom, breath!"

Me too. Damn I'm glad my boss left already.

Our basset's name, Mitchell Barbara Manatee, has a good cadence so I usually just repeat it over and over to various classical tunes.

My cousin has a three-legged German shepherd named Feargus Jacque. His song is obviously to the tune of Frere Jacques.

Oh my god I am sitting at my desk squeaking with silent hysterical laughter

• "Booklie tangle dangle bottom bear"
  
  That one made me lose it. Strangely enough, I don't really do this with my cat. Her name is Harry, but most of the time I just call her cat. About the only time I actually use her name is when she does something weird and I yell, "You're a wizard, Harry!"

I'll give you a couple of examples from my life.

I had a recruiter ass dial me at 1AM after talking to him about a job I was applying for the day before. I couldn't make out most of it because it sounded like he was trashed or at a house party, except for the occasional screaming of "FUCK YEAHHHH!".