My great-grandfather met my great-grandmother on the subway, and rode 5 stops past his own to continue talking to her. So I am always partial to being hit on on the subway. :)

I'm guessing he's interpreting "patriarchy hurts men too" as "men deserve to die raaaarrrgh!" Because what I *have* seen pointed out to men raging about women not being drafted/in combat is that it's not WOMEN who had control of the armed forces and the government...it was men who held the power in those situations…

Well thanks for patronizing me. I've seen the movie about 50 times, its been a favorite for over a decade.

Snakes on a Plane 2: Gators on a Plane

Guys, guys. Calm down. It was ONLY a sex party for chrissake! Not like he approached these women at sexual harassment prevention programs and...

Big blue eyes...
Pointy nose...
Chasing mice...
and digging holes....

The....back of the ticket? That they printed at home because it's 2013 and no one has had a "back of the ticket" for like a decade?

Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

To be fair, with all that laughter pingponging around in her head, her eyes were pretty much left to their own devices.

I really like their sofa!

send pics; will travel.

Also, we still haven't had a Jewish president. So I'm not sure why "Jewish Connections" are relevant in that thought.

Warning: this true story may harsh your gravy induced holiday mellow. I'm not kidding, I've already made two people cry with this shit.

This isn't a Thanksgiving story, what with me living in Canada and all, but it is heartwarming and after reading so many "my relatives hate the gays and the sluts and the poors and Obama" stories I wanted to throw out a little ray of sunshine :)

Last weekend it was my 25th birthday. I had planned a party with some…

I seem to have got some dust in my eyes after reading your post. Thank you for sharing!

my freshman year of college I was taking a Native American culture class and I suddenly got in my head that thanksgiving MUST BE STOPPED. so yeah, the holiday went something like me refusing to come down for dinner and hanging for dear life onto my headboards screaming about how American history is a lie and "we…

HUMBLE PARADES OMG

Well, there was the one time my brother proceeded to bring out his handgun and pass it around to show everyone. I freaked and immediately grabbed my two kids and went outside until he put it away. And everyone acted like *I* was the asshole.

why is the turkey eating fruit loops