ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly
ThatChickMelly

Abby Windsor

Maybe he really WAS an NBC page...

Jack MacBrayer is just Kenneth's alter ego...

MORE!!!

That's the best come back I've ever heard.

try gwynnie bee. You rent the clothes, so I'd suggest signing up pretty far in advance so you can try a few things out. I just got a dress for a wedding from them and got SO many compliments! The service is really fast and their customer service ROCKS. Plus the first month is free!

WATCH IT!

Wait...seriously?

Seriously, stop hinting at shit. We got ONE SHOT of him in a towel at her apt. but there needs to be WAY MORE.

WHAT IS THIS???

Don't you know RadioLab is a sign of criminality? Maybe next time you'll be smart enough to listen to This American Life instead.

I feel like it would kinda suck to have a dog that awesome. I mean, how do you know people are friends with you for YOU and not cause of your SUPER KICK ASS DOG?!?!

Unless it's on a 3 year old and then IT SHOULDN'T BE POURING HOT WAX ON HER SKIN.

Yep. Dude is totally versatile. It's the SFW version of fuck. One word, a million different meanings.

I have these jeans. I meant to buy a petite and bought a tall instead. The bottoms look just like that cause I've been walking on them for ages.

They were $20. I can totally hook you up.

Seriously. If one in 40 people were being murdered we'd be talking genocide.

Whole lotta rapists commenting on this article...

Gosh, only 1 in 40? Well, that's totally acceptable then.

So...they're pretty gross looking for the first 35 days. No wonder mom and dad keep having such a hard time getting it on.

Mels know how to rock it.

Mel Five.