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Like, keeps them forever? Is your mom a child collector? MOTHERFUNKHAUS STEALS BABIES! :)

I kind of felt like this at first. I grew up just outside the city, my dad's office that day was less than a block from WTC, and before the 93 bomb he actually worked at WTC, I remember going there a lot as a kid. Right after, even when people from further upstate than me would be all "Oh that day really affected me"…

I'm in Kansas. We dont have those things. I'm lucky there's a Thai restaurant within 70 miles.

Don't you DARE take away my Peachwave! Where am I going to get my mochi fix??

God Ginger, you forgot smiling at salads. Ladies LOVE smiling at salads.

"Oh salad, you so silly!"

Ok, maybe not kitties, but ELEPHANTS. VODKA SAVES ELEPHANTS.

Also, apparently greek yogurt production is really shitty for the environment. You don't hear about Vodka poisoning the environment do you?? VODKA SAVES KITTY LIVES. VODKA LIKES CATS *AND* DOGS. ITS JUST THAT AWESOME.

I'm in OP :) Find me on twitter (same bat name, same bat snark) and I'll let you be my new bestie :)

I'm gonna jump on this train so we have a KSMO trifecta. @MargleMcDoogle, @colorisnteverything - hi! SO NICE TO KNOW I'm not the only Gawker reader in 1000 miles.

Oops, never mind

I think you all are forgetting last week and the "Upper Quartile"

Ohhhhh in Beats! Got it. I was like - duh he makes awesome beats. Thats his JOB.

According to the lyrics it's "you wreck me" but I totally heard rape too.

This is definitely in the running for best gif ever.

I'm the exact opposite. As an adoptee and one who has considered fostering, it KILLS me when people are willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars trying to conceive biological child - IVF, surrogacy, whatever - when there are so many children in desperate need of a family. I honestly don't understand the appeal of…

Her makeup was done SO MUCH BETTER than Tyras. Grace actually looks like a person, Tyra looks like a halloween mask. You'd think, of all the people ever, Tyra could find a great special effects makeup artist to do this for her, but nope, apparently not.

I vote for perma nekkid Joe

She's got 3 kids to Mom, a whole country to First Lady, an unstable, despotic, maybe-evil chemical weapons-wielding husband to Wife, and, most importantly, luxury goods to consume.