ba-dump CHING!

He's not even a human being.

Don't apologize. You're in the right!

Japan kinda has an excuse because they don't have as much racial and cultural diversity as we have in the states (though they have more than you might suspect.) If this happened in America—it has if you remember the Indian-American Miss America—then those RACISM!!! headlines would be completely appropriate.

Then that means we can only have the Miss Garden of Eden* contest. Eve wins every time and we have to dig her up to give her the prize.

But lets be clear that Ivy is the bombshell babe of the series. There are other female characters that aren't hyper-sexualized like Hilde and newcomer Pyrrha. And then there are LOTS of sexy males.

Nostalgia, tradition. musical guests, and Taram Killam. Leslie Jones is a little rough but she's coming along too.

Gilda would have loved Tina. Jane Curtin, however... I want to see how she and Tina got along. I think they would clash, though I'm sure there would be respect and camaraderie too.

Hey, hey, hold on. I call people SJWs left and right all day but I looooove Tina Fey. Many of us who despise the social justice trend towards antisocial injustice aren't straw-MRAs. We're just sick of seeing our own beliefs and hopes for a fair and equal society used as an excuse to bully people while setting back the…

Now that's a sick burn! I wish Eddie would get over himself. I thought he was for a while, thanks to not being the star in Dreamgirls, but then Norbit came out and BOOM. There went his career.

Hell no, he's not. He is nowhere near that bad. His games are disappointing compared to the hype around them, but I don't think they're bad. He just oversells them. I can't think of a good analog in film for a specific director, so just imagine him as the director who promises you a three hour summer blockbuster that…

Peter Molyneux means well but he just gets carried away with himself and his ideas. Too many creative people do this and it's our downfall. Dude just needs someone, a few someones, to tell him No and enforce that No.

Maaaaaan, screw Transformers all together. I want Di-A— CLONNNNNE toys now.

I want a game where I can play as Ganondorf himself. Is he seeking penance for the nightmare he thought would be his utopia? Is he seeking vengeance for his people? Or is he just as nasty as Nintendo says he is?

But, mostly, I want this revelation that I've suspected all along: Ganon is the reincarnation of the Hero of…

Even more reason to support unionization. Unions are delicious.

Full agreement. But this is why I say STFU to this idea that it's lazy to make every romancable NPCs in a game open to all player characters. It's my game, it's my world, and if I want the big burly badass to be the bottom to my top then I should have that option. The biggest achievement in DAI isn't the wealth of…

I'd call bullshit on this but then I have to ignore my straight, married buddy who's Herald is totally banging Iron Bull. I suspect a lot of otherwise straight Heralds are banging Iron Bull because that dude is bro-tastic.

Someone needs to give him prosthetic chin balls. Something subtle, just to make it really freaky. He doesn't need them, but I'd like this to go into the stratosphere of WTF.

Be honest. You got paid to post that, didn't you. No judgement if you did.