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So many anime characters have disturbing proportions now. Eyes too big, noses non-existant. These trends need to end. That said, I think the anime shows for adults have much better designs, even if they have other flaws like intrusive fan service. (I like fan service but I like it subtle.)

I think he did Space Jam because he's pals with Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.

Step two is to add more cowbell.

DAMN IT. If I'd known football was all about ru-ru, I'd have been the best ball player in school. Why didn't anyone tell me?

I miss that sketch. I miss Phil Hartman.

I've only eaten at Olive Garden once and I don't remember it. That means the food wasn't very good but it certainly wasn't bad. Italian isn't a big deal for me so I just save my money for sushi.

From one guy to another: I learned that too!

He is to me. I'm not asking for this:

She doesn't need that because they're going to do that to Link since he's slowly becoming a woman.

I know androgynous characters are popular in Japan and for a lot of other games they work, but just once I want a really manly Link. He doesn't need a gun and he doesn't need to be Kratos. Just make him look kinda…

What bugs me about the black maid in Tom and Jerry is that she was forgotten past the 60s. I would love to see a reimagined version of her where she's explicitly Tom's owner and the owner of the house—and still black. The revoiced cartoons were a step in the right direction but just painted over the problem. But that…

That IS fucked up. No one's sex tapes or sexy photos should be going out for public consumption unless they release them willingly.

At the very least it was different authors responsible for the articles but this is really rotten, Gawker.

I have to put these all into the context that they're hundreds of names out of hundreds of thousands, but I still want to throw so much shade and want to dish out so much judgement to anyone who names their fantasy team the Dallas Cowboys. That's just fucking lazy. I don't care if your fantasy roster IS the Dallas…

If this is the vertical design then they must do something intriguing with the horizontal design (what does that even mean?) I want more theme park sim games so I'll anticipate this, but it just looks like RollerCoaster Tycoon. It looks so similar that I think a lawsuit may be in order.

Parkitect guys, if you're…

I have neither the game nor a Wii U to play it on, BUT I WANT THIS. If I weren't cash strapped already, Nintendo would happily drive me to ruin.

I was hoping the bear was the PC. I'm disappointed. :(

As someone who works in the service industry, I totally understand where they're coming from. Hell, I understand just from being a somewhat rational and kind person who uses the Internet. This rant isn't a great advertisement for their company but I won't hold this against them. I'd rather hear this than marketing…

I don't want to see man nipples either... on unattractive men. Show me your average Ryan Gosling or Jason Statham, however, and I will be pissed if I don't see nipples, among other things.

I've always liked the look of Dragonball and the characters but actually watching the anime was a chore that I gave up on. Hopefully the fights in this game don't last for three days. And I'll probably spend more time in the character creator than in the rest of the game. Character creation RULES!

This music is sick, dirty, and nasty.