I’m wearing an ankle-length nightgown ;););)

Only because he’s too poor to own an organic animal tho.

Grade: B+

Nope. It will be awesome. Your dad will be along for the ride. Do you have a dog? If not, borrow one. This is a trip to take with a dog and the ghost of your old man.

As long as they keep the "Be A Man" song in, then I'm okay with this.

Hey, Tobias! How are the other Animorphs?

I wonder what the Beyond part would like at the Bed, Bath and Beyond store in Welcome to Night Vale. You know Cecil is all about those 20% coupons.

Kristof.

Who is the pretty, fragile victim in Frozen?

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

OK, I know everyone shits on lululemon around here, but after have a premature mid life crisis a few years ago, quitting medicine and thinking I would devote my life to yoga (yes that happened) I went to work for lululemon. They had a policy there of no gossiping. At all. This was a workplace that was 80% women and…

I'm very happy to have her doing comedy all over the place. *clink*

1. Thank you.

Y'all are a couple of beautiful, majestic snow leopards of feminist freedom and I've loved every moment of your CPAC coverage.

My siblings and I used to play a game called "Suicide." First, you have to know that we lived in one of those old buildings that had ledges in front of the windows that were wide enough for an adult to walk on (although carefully) so it was no problem for a kid to stand on. Second, we lived in an apartment building…

Thin Mints are gross.

I was going to try to capture that in words. Thank you for the perfect gif.

- Subaru is the Japanese name for the Pleiades Constellation
- Pleiades is also called the "Seven Sisters"
- Seven Sisters also refers to a group of all female liberal arts colleges
- All female colleges are filled with lesbians