Yeah, really crave that cervix-bruising. :(

hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

I mean sure, it’s possible that Jay-Z really does have assassins, but it’s more probable that Kanye is struggling with delusions. Fear of assassination is one of the old classics.

VR game Star Trek: Bridge Crew has been delayed to March 14, 2017. We liked what we saw of it at E3.

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

And bring back linings! Suit pieces and blazers should all be fully lined. Dresses should have linings. Trousers should have linings.

I have an exclusive pic of the wedding:

So now the rape and murder would just be “in-character” now.

The most shocking thing I found out when Gov. Bentley of Alabama pulled the funding is that the state was only giving Planned Parenthood $5,000 over a 2 year period anyway. You can’t even get a decent used car for $5,000. All that means is that the move was purely theatrical.

There’s a GoFundMe already running to make…

That’s unfortunate.

It’s a better job than that time Janet Varney tried to waterbend.

They dress that boy like he’s the consumptive shut in child from The Secret Garden.