Summer camps for sports, tutors, community service projects for their high school applications (that’s a thing now, you can be a great athlete with middling grades but no community service can mean no scholarship offers/acceptances), prep courses, essentially a continuation of high school if you want to get into a…

To be fair though dad wore some nicer clothes when visiting disaster areas too.

As long as we get more of these two fierce mistresses I’m down.

As someone who has to respond to frequent calls at work regarding deer people want us to tranquilize and relocate and has to tell those people we can’t do that and just leave it the fuck alone, I’m wondering how many people told Cuomo the deer would die. Because let me tell you, anyone who works with wild deer knows…

Marian and Vivian! They always used to eat at Uncle Vito’s, which was a few blocks from my tiny place. Used to see them all the time, especially when I was too drunk at my friend’s place next to Vito’s to walk the extra block to get pizza at Cybelle’s.

“I am a good dog.”

My mom prefers to go full Martha Stewart. I prefer to go full Scotch.

Good. Now can we get rolling on shutting down their dolphin program? Because I knew caretakers and guess what, it’s not much better.

Instant homemade chicken noodle soups!

Sadly I’m on the other side of the continent, but if I was in DC, I’d give it to you. The best way to check is yelp, look for pictures of women with haircuts done at barber shops.

If you’re going in for a short cut or a quick trim, why the fuck not? Men get their hair cut at a salon all the damn time. Why does a barber shop have to be a male space?

Not just the VA. I went into ER several years back with an excruciating abscess in my mouth (caused by a popcorn kernel shard, which my nurse cheerily announced while she was cleaning it out). When they turned me loose, they gave me a prescription that ended up being for a comically large amount of oxy for pain…

CBLDF gave out little bottles of branded hand sanitizer to all of their members who were at ECCC this year, along with a nice water bottle. That was awesome.

I’ve done cons for the last 7 years or so, professionally for 4 (I think? maybe 5?) and this is all on the nose. The most important thing though is to improve your overall health BEFORE you go to the convention.

This looks fucking rad.

I wish I had mine, because they’re pretty bad. Magenta shirt with like a jauntily worm faux-something eight piece cap.

Costco has a nice rolling carry-on. Buuuut-

Ugh. I opened facebook today to find a stream of macros like this (and this one) on my feed. All from soldiers/veterans who were barking about “real” heroes as they thumped their chests and said all sorts of transphobic things.

Well played. Never sleeping again.

I was thinking someone should have arrived with a platter of muffins, but tacos also work.