Explain why getting fewer CEOs would be a bad thing.

Here it is - the new Deadspin troll comment in response to any article about the USMNT! It really is amazing though, because for so long US soccer fans have complained that their sport doesn't get enough respect, and now that people are excited some fans are complaining that those watching are not 'fans enough' to…

Because every other country is totally in it just for the games. The drinking and partying is an unfortunate side-effect.

Sam Cassell Diagnosed With Martian Syndrome

He can no longer play basketball competitively.

Awesome job condemning the uninvolved husband more than the woman who (allegedly) beat the shit out of her family members. Sort of sounds like she may be a serial shithead too...

Hmmm. I scored 1.9. A whining rotter, and proud of it.

I don't understand what you're saying about winter, because I just looked outside my house and it is obviously summer. More importantly, aren't Chileans scared, living so close to the bottom edge of the map?

A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.

Maybe the best match we'll see in the entire World Cup. Ochoa was an animal

Gawker writer?

Yep. We got torched by England and Italy the last time we played them in the World Cup.

Too soon....nami.

I think i speak for every texan when i say that texas flag is fucking horrible

The Fuck is this shit?

I'm going to go find a neighborhood in Lafayette where I would buy a house, raise a family, and would be a nice place to live.

That's an excellent question. I didn't even think twice about calling them small-market. We need a better term, something that means "cheap-ass" but with a little more decorum.

Ooh, ooh! Cobb County Commissioner Bob Ott's leading core principle, per his website, is:

For God's sake, it couldn't possibly be because he's not all that. The Algeria goal? A dead cat could have picked up that rebound. It doesn't even shine the shoes of Maradona v England, Gemmill v Holland, Grosso v Germany, and dozens of others. Turn off the hyperbole machine and get some rest. Next month is going to…

"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."