If, at any time in the future, my hypothetical fiancee demands that either of those songs be played at the wedding, it will be a dealbreaker.

Can we please get a NSFW tag on this

It's not so much the unattractive as it is the dull. He's the male equivalent of Celine Dion.

I didn't know who he was until he was on Top Gear a few weeks back. Apparently he had never driven a car until that guest appearance, so along with his music, he's been incredibly pedestrian his whole life.

I truly, honestly gave him a chance because he's so popular. I wanted to like him, I like dudes who play acoustic guitar. Ben Gibbard is my favorite musician. But Ed Sheehan sucks ass. He sucks so much ass. His lyrics are the pop equivalent of modern country: mindless bullshit that you only listen to because you are…

remember when the brady bunch's cousin oliver came and spent a season living with them and no one knew why??? oliver : brady bunch :: ed sheeran : world

good lord you try so hard

Had to google that, and immediately threw up. Fuck that song and its radio rotation of everyothergoddamnsong.

This is the best post on Deadspin.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

LOL World Cup games also occurring in the middle of peak college football and NFL season. Networks must be losing their fucking minds.

Having graduated twice from Penn State, I'm pretty sure I know it all too well, and I'm pretty sure it's people like you and these students today who make it impossible for me to ever feel any pride in that fact.

Are you really this fucking stupid, or do you just go onto the Internet randomly and vomit all over the screen until someone calls you out?

Here's the thing. Penn St. and it's alumni had one chance, just one, to move past this and perhaps change the perception of Penn St that now will forever exist. To handle the aftermath and sanctions with grace, accept the consequences, and move on. But none of you did that. You bitched and moaned, you hung on to…

THON is a charity fundraising event promoted by Penn State throughout the northeast, that although marketed as "helping kids fight cancer", funnels 100% of solicited funds to a entity called Four Diamonds Fund that solely benefits Penn State's own medical center serving a limited region in central Pennsylvania. The…

I'd settle for them simply bulldozing the football stadium to the ground, requiring every student who camped out on JoePa's lawn over the years in support of him to be stripped of their degree, and change the name of the university to CDU. Cognitive Dissonance University.

or maybe we care about the dozens that Penn State did nothing to help as an old man on the University payroll raped them on University grounds

To any students who are being forced to go to Penn St. at gunpoint, I apologize. To the dozen or so students who actively are protesting or working to change the culture, you have my sympathy. To the other 35,000 students, go eat a bag of dicks.

Thousands of other people somehow manage to help other people, children even, without issuing a press release telling the world how good they are. Not that I'm questioning their motives, not at all.

Living close (about 2 hrsaway) to Happy Valley, the Students and Alum seem to think because the NCAA are restoring Paterno's legacy that people have forgotten what went on up there. That we have forgotten that there were WAY more people than those the media focused on that turned a blind eye to what Sandusky was up to…