Except there are none, so your rant is pointless.

Couldn't find anybody to yell at so decided to yell at nobody, I see.

I'm also blown away by people making a point of going slower, even way slower, than a cruiser on the road when it's at the posted speed limit. I've passed cruisers while sticking to the speed limit umpteen times.

More Audis these days, no?

It happens when they are stopped on the other side of the freeway too. Its kinda ridiculous what people do when they see flashing lights. There's a big road I used to frequent, 3-4 lanes each direction with a landscaped median. People would stop for an ambulance on the other side of the median, it drove me nuts. The…

Not possible on California roads. Any follow space is instantly filled by a BMW.

Sometimes I'm blown away at how people will freak out and slow down while a cop is on the side of the road, lights on, in the middle of writing a ticket. Trust me, he is not going to notice or care that you were 10mph over and rush from his current perp to pull you over. Unless you are doing ludicrous speed, hes…

I think she did the math on this and was like, "My sitcom got canceled and I'm the throw-away slump-breaker or C story love interest in movies. This puts me on the marquee, and I'll work out whatever comes after once people know my name."

So.... I'm not really clear here.... have you read the book?

You must have slept through English as well because you obviously have no idea what words mean.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

Not missing anything; he's just not very funny.

53 players - 12 months= 41-1 racist asshole=40

Just took a quick browse through your comment history, Mr. Black Friend of Riley. As the Queen of Egypt and Empress of All the Russias, I gotta say: Not buying anything you're selling, and hope that others don't waste keystrokes engaging with your Oscar Mayer faux-logna.

Confused Eagles fans are going to be asking a lot of questions when they get this in the mail. Like "why isn't there a White History Month?"

Sanchez, of course, got both May/December.

"Whatever company the Eagles contracted to make their official 2015 team calendar..."

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

Marla Hooch.... What a hitter

WTF is this??