Is that one of those gay cakes I have been hearing so much about?

He retired, but point taken. Can you just imagine him inhaling to sing the first note and the head of IndyCar races out to stop him and announcing that it puts a "religious burden" on IndyCar by letting him sing?

You got it: "every god damned time." The most egregious was the special legislature session just to make special reduced tax rules only for Nike. It would be nice if they did any actual value added activity in the state, like maybe manufacturing, instead of just thousands of clerical jobs.

Don't mess with Nike U. The State of Oregon will do whatever Nike wants, even though they also allow them to pay minimal taxes.

When people tell you to enjoy your 20s, because they are the best time of your life, this guy took it seriously.

Scooooby Dooooby Dooooo.

Analogous to getting shot while wearing a kevlar vest. Yeah, it hurts like hell, but you're a lot better off than without it.

Ask any Purdue fan what they think of the Indiana University Star and you'll know just how karmic this is.

They must have really, really wanted those draft picks.

As a three-time former college freshman, I fully support this young man.

You'd better heed his words or he will start carrying this around.

Worked in advertising/marketing from 1967 to 1972.

Yeah, but it was, and is, still run by this guy:

I dumped foursquare when the douchebag CEO stole his way into the Boston Marathon instead of paying.

You can't flop five minutes after play stops.

Why don't they compare?

Phil Knight has to protect his trademark investment.

No

He reminds me of Paris Hilton in her "prime." No real talent, but shows up everywhere.