You must have slept through English as well because you obviously have no idea what words mean.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

Not missing anything; he's just not very funny.

53 players - 12 months= 41-1 racist asshole=40

Just took a quick browse through your comment history, Mr. Black Friend of Riley. As the Queen of Egypt and Empress of All the Russias, I gotta say: Not buying anything you're selling, and hope that others don't waste keystrokes engaging with your Oscar Mayer faux-logna.

Confused Eagles fans are going to be asking a lot of questions when they get this in the mail. Like "why isn't there a White History Month?"

Sanchez, of course, got both May/December.

"Whatever company the Eagles contracted to make their official 2015 team calendar..."

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

Marla Hooch.... What a hitter

WTF is this??

Many of us consider "whitebread" one of the least desirable traits a place can have.

Easy there. Indiana has many nice places to live.

Autoplay video at LAF (loud as fuck)? WTF? On a "My Favorite Things" list:

Dear Electron,

You mean Dolan has been sober this whole time?

This person is the epitome of the lunkheaded anti-vaxxer movement. You can throw all the facts you want at them—they have their fingers in their paranoid ears and will never actually think it through.

No, by trolling I mean willfully ignoring logic, reason, research, reams and ream of data, and focusing on a graph that suspiciously appears nowhere except anti-vax blog posts with no sourcing, for your own amusement, instead of doing it because you're that stupid.

Cool graph, bro.