Look, if I want to hear from a governor who is serious about doughnuts, it's going to be New Jersey.

look I'm going to stick with the likes of bill nye, my nobel prize winning physicist college professor, and the countless other scientists (note: not patriots fans) that agree that there is no way that this occurred without someone tampering with the balls.

Ernie Adams thinks this is all just "blown up" out of proportion. He knows which rules he can skirt, and memorizes every last fucking letter and punctuation mark. Just think about it for a minute folks- when a team goes to the length that the Pats did in the early BB era.....recording opposing offensive and defensive…

Tortilla chips are nothing without guacamole, salsa, or some other dip to carry them. They are a conduit for getting something that actually tastes good in to your mouth.

The Patriots also taped the Rams offensive walk-through prior to their Super Bowl. You act as though the spying shit didn't take place for years and years.

"14 women were killed by a psychopath who hated feminism. I think that pointing out that a man did this is just as heinous a crime."

MRSA > MRAs.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

I think Deadspin boxed themselves in on this issue. When the story first broke, it sounded ridiculous and most of the writers were quick to give it the "so, so stupid" treatment. After a little digging, it turns out that the crazy story is true and Deadpsin is left with the choice of reversing themselves or hanging on…

The Patriots have a history of fumbling the ball at a much lower rate than other teams (which is something that having an under inflated ball would contribute to). In fact, they've been at the top of the NFL in fumbles lost since 2007. Before that, they were fairly average.

No, the referees do not inflate or deflate the balls *unless the ball it outside of the range.* The refs test the balls, if they are within the range, they leave them be. If they are not, they either inflate or deflate them to within the range.

I'm continually perplexed by the Deadspin writers acting like none of this could possibly matter without ever explicitly stating why it doesn't matter. It's this idea that 'haha, look at all the dumb people who care about balls!! Haha, balls!!"

it's about grip dude, not about turning the ball into a Nerf Vortex

So here's the thing about the V60. When I was a kid, Volvo wagons could be purchased by average income earners. Hell, we had one in 1983, at the same time my parents were trying to manage a 21% mortgage (the early '80s were scary). We didn't make lots of money. Today you'd call us middle-middle class.

The facts are out though. The Patriots balls were tampered with. The tampering was supposed to give them an advantage. The organization has been involved with illegal acts before.

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

I don't care about 31 other teams because 31 other teams haven't got caught... Including the Colts who's balls were checked to be OK, so that is actually 3o teams.

If deflating a ball is so minuscule why can't the Patriots just own it?

Can't stand "this is all so stupid" guy.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

Why are you taking four breaks a day and eavsdropping on private discussions ?