In terms of outfits that help reveal tiny dicks, this finishes a distant second to a Penn State Football coaches polo.

"...via The Cut"

As a professional homosexual I love both fashion and dicks. This is weird.

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

So Lowery slapped him! He just reached back and full-on slapped a 20-year-old ball boy!

Everyone asking "did the air in the footballs really make a difference?"....needs to realize that is NOT the point. The point is what have the Patriots NOT been caught doing? Google "radio frequencies real spygate issue", and read what the mainstream media has always chosen to ignore. All the 2007 "official" spygate…

And all of them so different, so unique.

Oh my god, fuck them. They were being special snowflakes and the less you cater to sparkly-pooping fuckwads like them, the better the world will be for the rest of us.

If your kids are "picky eaters" - it's time for tough love

I watched Happy Valley over the weekend and one moment that really stood out was all these supporters on Paterno's front lawn and they are chanting Joe Paterno clapclapclap and finally Scott Paterno comes out. He thanks everyone for their support and then asks for a moment of silence to pray for the victims, because…

Unbelievable. The Cult of Nittany celebrating someone who turned a blind eye to his friend molesting little boys. What about honoring THEM instead of Sandusky's enabler?

I guess 111 wins is worth raped children's innocence and dignity, but that's ok. At least JoePa has his record. I love sports, but sometimes you have to take a step back and realize that a ton of lives were shattered here. Do you think in 50 years just because he had his wins back people are not going to say Joepa…

The most punch able face I've seen in quite some time.

Huh... I thought it was supposed to honor the victims' average height of 4'09" at the time the abuse occurred.

Seeing these glossy-eyed youth marching proudly in support of an idolized figurehead conjures up images from Germany some eighty years ago...

We'll see if Brady chooses to maintain that silence when he's called before the special Congressional committee tasked with investigating this, surely the most nefarious and pressing scandal facing our nation.

"I think I've heard it all at this point," he said with a laugh.

I drive on the Interstate a lot (about 600 miles every week give or take 100 mi depending on what's going on) and I've never seen any semblance of lane discipline.

Now, Porsche in Hungarian is pronounced porse, which spelt like por se means "not even dust". So, their URL basically translates to : The Lamborghini That Became (a) "Por Se". Get it?

I'd rather laugh at the Packers and Aaron Rodgers. And his stupid smug face.