I'd rather laugh at the Packers and Aaron Rodgers. And his stupid smug face.

But at least there's no more Aaron Rodgers dick-sucking until next year.

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

Pedophile State University must be proud. Its a great day for America

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

We have them in Chicago but that's kind of our thing. Chicago dogs and our delicious pizza casserole. And steaks.

The fact that his singing sounds like a frog swallowed a harmonica?

I just got married a couple of weeks ago and my DJ had us fill out a music form, including one section of "do not play" songs and artists. We chose Maroon 5 and Blurred Lines. This would have been a very unhappy wedding surprise.

The worst conference that had all 3 of their top 3 teams win bowl games, including wins over Alabama, Oregon, Baylor, and Auburn? That conference?

The fanboi parade continues all the way down to Northern California. The last five years everyone in the Bay Area thinks this is Eugene. The only thing keeping it from getting too crazy is that they can't paint their cars in Nike State colors because they change every week.

Or win the worst of the Power 5 Conferences while losing at home to Virginia Tech but having enough money behind them to jump ahead of more deserving teams. Right?

Your tears, they taste so good.

I second that motion. I am a Beaver fan in PDX and Duck fans are absolutely insufferable. The bandwagon is huge around here and I hope this loss will break a couple axles.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

and what a glorious story it is. Duck fan tears are so nourishing

It's always the same story with Oregon, the media falls in love with their offense and when it matters they get punched in the mouth and crumble. 42-20 and it wasn't even that close.

"$100 says these sophisticated palates can't tell the difference" - Yup. The Seattle Times reported a taste test with 10 types, 5 wild, 5 farmed; farmed took the top 5 spots with Costco's frozen farmed coming out on top. People who make this claim are the same that insist hand-harvested salt and organic mint because…

They have always reminded me of roaches. Under water, extra large, cockroaches.