And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person who undoubtedly has used Nalgenes more than most, as I was attending wilderness college during the height of Nalgene-mania. The bottle is unwieldy and hard to grip for small hands. There is a 50% chance…

Look, I love me some Nalgene for its indestructableness, but it is not the best water bottle. I say this as a person…

Red Chair is indeed fantastic. Glad to see Oregon beers getting some love.

Of course I got it you halftard why you gotta break character?

Something funny on /r/funny? I almost don't believe it.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Lousy Smarch internet forums.

Initially, I was upset at the officials for this call but then I remembered that Suh and Raiola were on the Lions and my anger turned into satisfaction.

Dubya once spent an entire 5 week stretch at his ranch. That is a legitimate reason to criticize, and he did. But if Obama had done it? No comparison. They'd fucking impeach him for it.

So an education qualifies as “little in return”? Interesting comment from someone in academia.

This isn't a dig at you, just a statement of the obvious - lots of us look at how Obama is treated by Conservatives and the media NOW and feel great shame.

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

I'll never understand how SEC defenders can say "An SEC team lost to an SEC team, that was a good loss" then turn around and say "A PAC12 team lost to a PAC12 team, that's a weak conference and a bad loss" with a straight face.

"The 2-5 record is a bit misleading"

And it's great to watch SEC fans ping pong between thinking Missouri is an outsider and doesn't belong (They lost to Indiana they aren't true ESS EEE SEE!) and accepting Missouri as one of their own (Take that Minnesota, Go Tigers ESS EE SEE!)

"And the SEC really was that deep and that strong; the weekly AP polls spoke to it."