you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Well, worse things have happened because of an incompetent son's daddy complex

UAB: Becomes bowl eligible - Fires AD, kills football program

Now is a good time to remind of the corruption of the Alabama Football Foundation accepting tax-deductible gifts to give Saban an extra $4 million via his house. You and I helped pay for this by paying more in taxes against the Confederate bilge paying less.

UAB beat Nick Saban in 2000, and he's never forgotten it.

Not really. This just proves that Goodell is a fucking idiot.

Fuck off, liar. You're just another yuppie who moved to Ukranian Village from Iowa or some shit like that after the hipsters made it "safe" and now thinks he's a real "city guy". You know shit.

What??? Jewel and Dominicks a suburban thing? Too far??? There was one or the other on every freaking block in Chicago.

What??? You could by that shit any day of the year at "the Jewels" or "The Dominicks'" Are you sure you were born AND raised in Chicago?

I've had Hawaiian salad a bunch of times. More commonly called Ambrosia salad elsewhere, I guess. It's not like a staple that's always present - and especially less common in the last 10 years now that those 60's/70's styles of dishes have fallen out of favor.

So now they're beating memes to death too?

Update (2:35 p.m.): A reader tipped us off that Gonos was sentenced to two years of probation last April for being involved in a tax evasion case with his father and two brothers.

Should have offered Manziel a snickers.

Orange is the new... fucking stupid.

you were a punter, werncha?

So THAT'S where Haley Joel Osment went!

He likes turtles

Good god it's like Lou Holtz trying to say "Cornhusker".

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

yeah, he's playing a game and lifting weights for a living. Sure beats the shit I'm doing.