don't forget about Brian Kelly sending a kid up in a scissor lift in a wind storm to die.

Everett Golson should not have been eligible in high school due to his abysmal grades, and still got a scholarship to Notre Dame. He notably plagiarized in high school and college as well. Nobody to cheer for in this game.

Having to choose a favorite in this game is like choosing your favorite crime against humanity in history.

Pretty self-explanatory — the people holding those signs are also crab-stealing rapists.

This sign gives me hope for a greater future for this generation.

"Famine her right in the potato."

Doesn't seem like this article has anything to do with thwir views. More like pointing out one of them being a dumb lying liar.

As a Coloradoan I will NOT have Deadspin mock Cory Gardner. The man is a football hero, his wife Morgan Fairchild (who he's seen naked) is a delight and his children Taylor Swift and Webster are absolute angels.

Cory used to be my congressman. He's really really dumb

This guy is heartless

I WATCHED UNTIL THE END AND TOTALLY DID NOT EXPECT THE UNC SOFTBALL ALUMNI TO BE THERE!

I, for one, am shocked that a FOX network would put up a misleading chiron during one of their broadcasts. They're usually 125% accurate.

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

The Southern Poverty Law Center does consider them a hate group.

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

Yea it is. I want that in the NFL, STAT.

That first person perspective camera on the referee is pretty fucking awesome.

From: Chris Ambrose

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.