Note to self, never hire lawyer named Big Al.

Lying about rape? He really is a great fit for Penn State.

It's just like that time there was only one set of footprints in the sand because Jesus stole Tim Tebow's cleats.

I'll take my chances with drug dealers over cops any day of the week, and I'm not even joking at all.

Well let's see: This is a video of idiot Cardinal fans making racist asses of themselves. You're right. Deadspin has made a truthful observation.

You don't understand it because you are sane.

You forgot to add "Deadspin reader who is a Cardinal fan, gets to whine in comments about 'being ragged on' again."

And you get to feel superior and write a comment about Deadspin dissing the Cardinals and their fans. So you win, too!

Because they are racists.

Saying "I am Darren Wilson" is essentially saying "I am a piece of shit cop who shot and murdered an unarmed black kid." Why are people saying this with pride? I don't understand.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

"A fourth outlay, entitled simply "clothing for needy families," listed "unknown" for the number of recipients."

Relax guys, he's just trying to clothe his kids.

With Brett Favre as the quarterback in 2009, many people in Minnesota were questioning whether the recipients were the intended targets.

and is lee corso trying to sell a town a monorail or something?

And the fact that Missouri is ranked at all, two weeks after losing to INDIANA, AT HOME, further exposes the ridiculous bias in the polls. The 24th/26th best team in the country does not lose to Indiana at home. Not even if they're playing all their 3rd stringers.

"This is absolutely disgraceful. This is the worst thing that has happened, in the history of Clash of the Titans."

True words. And God help me if I ever become one of those guys who gets to a bar 2 hours early, jersey-clad and all, with his iPad fired up and ready to stat track. Those guys are the worst.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Way more concerned about the lack of Erotic City