I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

Woman: [ Googles "Floyd Mayweather" ]

Rocky instantly offers the most insightful comments on the economy, foreign policy, etc. heard at a GOP event in years.

"He's fine." - Brady Hoke

If you're a Notre Dame fan, it's still safer to brawl at a game than to film practice.

A presumably straight man spread-eagle in rainbow briefs... is NOT a distraction, obviously.

I know that this has nothing to do with the A's, and good on them and good luck to them, but my immediate thought was "we need gay dudes to stay away from THIS?"

This one.

He's still as immature as he was at age 16. How desperate does a team have to be to name him captain?

Knowing that a joke like that is coming from someone inside the group helps clarify intent and tone. If my dad makes a joking comment playing on some stereotype about Latin Americans, I know the joke isn't malicious (he's Puerto Rican, and besides I already know his political/cultural attitudes); in an extended way,…

god you're stupid

You know nothing about men. We love our dicks. Yes the preference for me is my own personal dick, but we hold other dicks in high regard. I don't really want to be close to someone else's dick, but hey, it's a dick. Stand up and be counted.

what's your problem with dicks?

Does it have sexual feelings for other male baseball stadiums?

This pleases me so much. Brewers fans completely embraced Ryan Braun, even after he cheated, and then ruined a man's work reputation by lying about cheating. Braun threw up every defense he could think of; he even made veiled references to anti-Semitism being the reason for it. He is an awful person. Other than Hank…

They found Hank the Dog way too early. Not enough mojo to make the playoffs. He did his job though, distract everyone from Ryan Braun's predictable shitty year.

bahahaha Brewers. Living in Wisconsin, watching the slow dwindling of social media posts from Brewers to basically nothing these days has been mildly amusing. Next up: Packer fans!

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Pictured: a little girl gazes adoringly at a dopey but beloved relic of better days for a New York sports franchise.

This Home Depot breach is out of control.