After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

He plead guilty to covering up the death of two people. Covering up. Cover up. Cover. Up.

Ray's got his Rick Perry glasses on, so he can sound smarter while saying stupid things. Doesn't seem to be working for either one of them.

Saddest fans tonight: Clemson, LSU, Cal or Wazzu? I'm going with the Cougs. They hung tough for 4 quarters and then the P12 refs did some P12 reffing.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

If you think some commentary and attempts at funny one liners on a bunch of one line signs showcases "the hypocrisy of the Gawker sites", I just can't help you.

Ouch. That Mark May sign is glorious.

Against Notre Dame? Lol no.

Shhh...pluses and minuses are hard this time of day

I seriously doubt that SMU is a 34-point favorite over Texas A&M...

Considering that he most likely raped a girl and got away with it last season and still had the testicular fortitude to stand on a table and yell "fuck her right in the pussy" in a crowded area... no.

Oh, yes. Poor Jameis. What a victim...

Best sister ever.

"The three stars represent the Galaxy, the Sounders, and NYCFC: the three teams for whom we go out of our way to break our own rules."

At this attrition rate College Football will be the only professional football league left.

I'd like to contribute to a "Throw the US Congress in a Dumpster" Kickstarter.

To really show there is no hard feelings, New Jersey newspapers agreed to not publish Ms. Hermann's comments until next Monday in honor of Penn State's proud tradition of delayed reporting.

A good way to explain that banner BTW