Funny. But, of course, the First Amendment does not apply here. No one is arguing that that they can't call themselves a racist name. But consumers can vote with their checkbooks.

So this huge area gives the Broncos what, 200 fans?

Just when you think this guy can't get any douchier.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Easy, fuck stick. He called BOTH problems garbage. He's an equal opportunity hater.

"Why exactly is it "unfortunate?""

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

Whatever, Mr. Dungy.

Tiny dicks on ESPN? What is this, First Take?

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

Best glands in baseball.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

Or was it a collarbone punch. Hard to tell.

It's a new mode called "Ray Rice's Wife".

The Simpsons marathon continues to dominate all other entertainment options.

Even the most mediocre Broadway actors can sing and dance competently on stage at the same time. It's pathetic that a pop star can't even manage as much without sounding like bad karaoke.

Warning. Do not read this comment when drunk. It makes no sense.

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."