The unwanted cupcakes were then shipped to the SEC where they were forced to play Auburn 4 times.

Former MLB pitcher Curt Schilling only found out that he had mouth cancer after seeing a doctor for a dog bite.

I love those dogs. I'm pretty sure the car would've bounced off and crashed into a telephone pole.

Another sign the NFL doesn't get it: Petition started for Weird Al to play halftime got over 150k signatures.

Idle threat. I bet he has absolutely no real friends just a couple of sad shit hanger ons/MMA wannabes.

Good thing he's not in the NFL. They might suspend him for two or three games.

"show me more like war machine summons and complaint"

NO THANK YOU

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LITTLE PIGGY?!

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

This can't possibly be real.

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

That's bullshit. There's nothing more to say. If you really knew politics, you'd know that "Reagan: Conservative Icon" is a myth built by the neo-conservatives 10-20 years after the fact.

David Simon has, at times, referred to the "hopeless" class as "spare" people. We shipped the blue collar jobs overseas, and then we have a campaign of incarceration and neglect to deal with it.

Excellent piece Greg...wow.

I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

God, old people are such pussies about lists of things old people are pussies about.

Baby boomers didn't do that.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.