Precious snowflakes. So many precious snowflakes.

The driver looks like he is inherently well-padded.

Since it is the Patriots involved, Gooddell is preparing his shredder to destroy the evidence.

Normally I would say who cares about the kids, but damn it, you have a point here.

He is so excited, he is going to eat his own hand.

Rimming, 10 yard penalty form the spot of the foul, repeat the down (low).

The Repug congress just held a vote to defund the puppy program.

Hey buddy, the action is behind you.

Does she have a string cheese strap on?

Can't blame you for reading the headline and skipping right to the money shot.

I never would have guessed it was his brain that was his smallest organ after seeing this. Note: you may need a magnifying glass.

24: Jack Bauer gets revenge on the Chinese.

Nicely done.

Considering the franchise is named to "honor" a fake Native American and draft dodger, I think the scum goes well beyond the current owner.

What a dumpster fire, but it couldn't happen to a more deserving franchise.

Why yes, yes it was.

Of course football gives you rabies, if not, you should take a shot for it.

This bro is my idol

God forbid there is any distraction from Tuscaloosa.

And all this time I thought "chinbutt" referred to a cleft chin.