I seem to recall a much different cookie challenge.

The shock wave just about made his other ear fly off.

But "almost" doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades. It should have been done.

The code for Moosejaw doesn't work. The Rubbermaid Pan Organizer price has either changed or is invalid.

The code for Moosejaw doesn't work. The Rubbermaid Pan Organizer price has either changed or is invalid.

Three words:

I have no idea who that is, but the name "Cortland Finnegan" makes me think he would be better off playing lacrosse.

Can somebody hold him down so I can shave off that stupid beard now?

Except it is not making fun of pedophilia, it is making fun of Penn St fanatics who refuse to accept what happened, and why it happened.

It's Penn State, who knows where their hands have been.

"The meth fans in baseball" I'm sure the state of Missouri thanks this guy.

Rioting in skinny jeans, this guy gets the double doofus award.

With the 2 "i"'s, it is more like a drag queen name.

How'd he get the beans above the frank?

Canada has run out of actual hockey players so now they are providing Sasquatches.

...with an-tici-pation!

Considering where he plays, it is surprising that she is real. Well, parts of her are, maybe. Nevermind, fake women and Notre Dame go hand in hand.

Based on this evidence: Ohio food def. hipster douchebags by a mile.

forcing younger players to grab teammates' genitals.

So much for the idea that marching band is actual exercise.